Oh balls…
I’ve been diagnosed with testicular cancer!!
Don’t worry, it isn’t the first bollock I’ve dropped.
And, as I always say, if life gives you lemons… squeeze some content out of it.
[*I’ve never said this and tbc it IS the first *actual* bollock I’ve dropped.]
But seriously, I’m all cool.
Testicular cancer is one of the lowest-risk cancers out there, with some of the highest survival rates. There’s a really good chance I won’t even need chemo.
As I type this I’m about to have surgery and should be back in action before you know it.
Full steam ahead. Let’s lop it off and crack on.
Here’s where you come in:
I’d determined some good come out of this almighty ball ache…
So I thought why not run a special offer to both give me some breathing space to rest up properly and raise some money for charity.
Plus give you some epic savings!
SO WELCOME TO…
‘THE DROP A bollock, PRICE DROP!’
YOUR CHANCE TO:
- SAVE 50% ON MY CORE OFFERS
- SEE 10% OF ALL BOOKINGS GO TO CANCER RESEARCH UK
10% of all bookings goes to uk cancer research
10% of all bookings goes to uk cancer research
what we can cover
Whatever you need to… but whatever is going to make you unmissable.
You’ll get to work with me on your business to become:
Impossible To Ignore — stop blending in, start cutting through
Easy To Yes To — deals so obvious + irresistible they close themselves
Confidently Creative — clear, compelling and credible
In Demand — the brand people choose
Real, rare, rated — the signal
Most businesses never stop to do this properly.
Once you do, it feels like finding the cheat code.
a note from me
I’ll be offline for a few weeks, then straight back at it. If you book, you’ll be top of my list.
I’ve dropped a bollock … and now I’m dropping my prices. Yes, you’re helping me through a tough patch. But more than that, you’re making an investment that will flip how the world sees your business from here.
Thanks for backing me. You’ll get way more than your money’s worth and together we’ll make this whole thing a little less of a ball ache + raise some cash for a great cause.
This is a short window while I recover.
Once I’m back to full strength, prices go back to normal.
